Drunken Liturgies

focus_away @ 2007-04-15T16:22:00

2007-04-15T20:24:05Z

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WOWUPDATE

2005-05-30T23:16:38Z

This weekend was excellent.

focus_away @ 2005-02-15T20:51:00

2005-02-16T01:53:49Z

Hi everyone.

focus_away @ 2005-02-03T18:06:00

2005-02-03T23:06:41Z

George W. Bush's 50 greatest accomplishments

I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy)
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign raising trips by any president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any other president in US history.
I set the record for fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
I cut health-care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any one person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US histiry (the poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was hard to beat, but I did it!!!)
I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances and have the least congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court Of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations elections inspectors access during the 2002 elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most corporate campaign donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of EnronCorporation)
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge investments in corporations that later made bids for gov. contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigation into my insider trading or bankrupted companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

focus_away @ 2005-01-30T22:19:00

2005-01-31T03:20:00Z

TEAM AWESOME RIDES AGAIN

focus_away @ 2005-01-28T18:18:00

2005-01-28T23:24:36Z

To start my day off, I woke up with my face covered in dried blood from a middle-of-the-night nosebleed.

So I got cleaned up, and walked my dog. On the walk, we passed fourteen deer, all completely motionless and unafraid of my dog.

When I got back, my driving instructor was waiting for me. Throughout the course of the driving lesson, I almost got into two horrific accidents, neither of which would've been my fault.

At the end of the lesson, I dropped myself off at Aaron's house, as it was my understanding that we were going to have band practice at 12:30. I waited 30 minutes, and then realized that nobody was home. After quietly packing up all my equipment, I let myself out of the house. Leaving, I slipped on his icy stairs, where I did (I KID YOU NOT) almost a full backflip, and landed on my knees and back. Completely unharmed. I jogged about a quarter of a mile (I live about three-quarters of a mile away), when a car pulled just past me, stopped, and the window rolled down.

"Need a ride?" It was Bill Murray.

So I got a ride home from big BM.

focus_away @ 2004-12-20T20:34:00

2004-12-21T01:52:09Z

Picturegush time. (Lj-cut broke this, so don't complain that it's not cut)

One month, two days. Happy is an understatement. :)

Lurkers

2004-12-21T01:33:38Z

If you have never commented on my journal, but have read it, do so now.

focus_away @ 2004-12-16T19:16:00

2004-12-17T00:17:01Z

F	Fuzzy
R	Rare
E	Emotional
D	Dramatic
E	Entertaining
R	Realistic
I	Important
C	Cool
K	Kinky

C	Comical
O	Organic
R	Refreshing
W	Warm
I	Intense
N	Normal

G	Glamorous
E	Entertaining
R	Refined
A	Astonishing
R	Respectable
D	Delicate

L	Luscious
I	Influential
T	Temperamental
T	Tasty
L	Legendary
E	Elitist

Name Acronym Generator
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focus_away @ 2004-12-14T22:17:00

2004-12-15T03:18:00Z

Does anyone know who is replacing Beloved on the 27th?

focus_away @ 2004-11-28T19:35:00

2004-11-29T00:35:23Z


the lost patrol is love
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I guess.

2004-11-23T00:35:38Z

You Are the Investigator

5

You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.

You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.

Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.

You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.

What number are you?

focus_away @ 2004-11-15T17:55:00

2004-11-16T01:55:36Z

I got emo glasses.

focus_away @ 2004-10-21T19:23:00

2004-10-21T23:24:36Z

I shaved my legs. :O

focus_away @ 2004-09-09T20:58:00

2004-09-10T00:59:20Z

So are Iron & Wine.

focus_away @ 2004-08-21T13:34:00

2004-08-21T17:34:38Z

The Fall of Troy. So freaking good.

w00t

2004-08-19T15:46:50Z

focus_away @ 2004-08-03T23:41:00

2004-08-04T04:04:37Z

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

focus_away @ 2004-07-29T13:28:00

2004-07-29T17:29:07Z

I am flower named focus_away !

I consist of my friends!

Are you flower too?

My flower looks like something dirty.

And when it all goes to hell.

2004-07-22T02:22:16Z

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold are false.

01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions.
02. I didn't watch much TV today.
03. I love broccoli.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video-game.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch "One Tree Hill."
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable.
13. I was born without hair and I still don't have hair.
14. I like George W. Bush.
15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a NISSAN and a pool.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones.
22. I have a secret.
23. I hate rain.
24. I drink health juice.
25. Punk GuYs rule.
26. I hate Bill Gates.
27. I love Vietnamese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
29. I am not a morining person.
30. I have semi-long hair.
31. I have short hair.
32. I have potential.
33. I am pure Afghan.
34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear those long ass socks. *sumtimes
37. I can roll my tongue.
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I'm obsessed with Italian food.
40. I can be pessimistic or optimistic whenever I want.
41. I know how to French braid.
42. I have a lot of mood swings.
43. I skateboard/snowboard.
44. I think that skateboarders are hot.
45. I'm in a band.
46. I have talent.
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I am popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I can't swim.
51. My favorite color is either blue, red, or white.
52. I practicaly live in sweatshirts.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would either classify myself as punk or goth.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm a prep, shop at abercrombie.
57. I'm obsessed with my xanga.
58. I don't hate anyone.
59. I know how to square dance.
60. I have a unibrow.
61. I'm completely embarressed to be seen with my mom.
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in god.
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I know how to play the tuba.
66. I need coffee to live.
67. I've had a boyfriend before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I currently like someone and I hope he likes me too.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71.I want to adopt kids when i am older
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I've called the cops on a friend before.
74. I bite my nails.
75. I am a member of the Hilary Duff fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything.
77. I love Broadway plays.
78. I have no idea who the 38th president was.
79. I plan on seeing Mary Kate and Ashley's new movie.
80. I am completely shy around the opposite sex.
81. I am online 24/7.
82. I have at least 25 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84. I loved Rush Hour.
85. I have read all of the Harry Potter books.
86. If I were a dwarf, I would be dopey.
87. When I was a kid I played with G.I. Joe.
88. I don't mind country music.
89. I would do anything for my friends.
90. I think Juicy Fruit is the best type of gum.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm paranoid and extremely jumpy.
93. I would love to be Demi Moore cause Ashton Kutcher is hot.
94. I like the Beatles, they're classic
95. I know all the word to "I'm a Barbie girl."
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
98. I have to fart.
99. I want this damn thing to be over!
100. I'm happy

THE RETURN OF THE KING

2004-07-22T02:11:11Z

I'm back, fuckers.

I thought I had you added?

2004-06-24T00:22:06Z

focus_away's LJ stalker is starlightlizzy!

starlightlizzy is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

METALCORE!

2004-06-22T17:14:03Z

New Atreyu + Alexisonfire albums. This makes me happy. :)

Plus "Between the Buried and Me" are really good. Check them out on Purevolume or buy the album with the blue and black cover. Then listen to track 9, and try not to get rawked.

Today = 2 months! This makes me a lot happier.

<Allie3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

focus_away @ 2004-06-15T10:25:00

2004-06-15T14:25:27Z

DMV Employees
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Riceboys
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

NAMBLA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

People with bad musical taste
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Militant Vegans
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

focus_away @ 2004-06-14T16:49:00

2004-06-14T20:52:32Z

Stole this from Courtney.

type your name with your:

nose: cory
elbow: coiry
tongue: cory

chin: cvx0orty

feet: coryu

eyes closed and one finger: coru
back of hand: cckorfhgy
palm: corfghhyh
eyes closed: cory
wrist: cioareyt

Take that, bitches. 3 right.